Who the fuck are you? Spieling me lies ’till my eyes Turn blue from the chipped paint on your ceiling.… Read more My name is Fenella fucking Collins-Smith.
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Let’s get this very clear. I am in no way qualified to be casting critical lines of comments into our… Read more I’m gunna murder this world.
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You can do anything if you’ve got style. And I’m not talking about that kinda of style you see smeared all… Read more You Can Do Anything If You Have Style.
Fresh coffee keeps you grounded, Gives you clarity. Without my morning coffee hit I’m depravity. I need that kick of… Read more An Ode To Coffee: The Ultimate Guide..